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A model who used seven different looks in two weeks on dating apps discovered brunettes - not blondes - have more fun. Hayley Leeanna, 36, had met men on a dating site for years with varying success and could meet native Topeka work out which look potential partners liked most.

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So she conducted an experiment, adopting seven different profiles; including the Gym Bunny, the Busty Brunette, and the Bubbly, Party-loving Blonde to see which worked best. And she discovered that you really do have more fun as a brunette rather than a blonde when the of approaches halved after she changed her profile picture to one where her hair had a golden colour. Hayley, a model from Peterborough, said: "I spent six months learning everything there is to know about how subtle Muskegon free sex cam to your profile picture and personality details can make a huge difference to the type of man you attract.

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So accentuate the cleavage, smile and look like you are up for a laugh. Hayley went on all the dates grannies seeking sex in Houston Tx six months through IllicitEncounters. She added: "It was a great experiment but I prefer being me. I won't have as much as sex as I can do with some of the flirty pictures of me but I will meet a better class of men.

Hayley said: "This was far the best look for creating a buzz and getting lots of attention.

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Sadly a lot of men were only interested in one thing and made absolutely clear that they expected sex Peoria IL present for guy dating the first date after we got chatting online. Best for a rich sugar daddy - "bubbly, party-loving blonde" - 43 approaches. Hayley said: "The key difference when I used a picture from a few years ago with me as a blonde was that the men who came on to me were older and richer.

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One was lovely and we had a great weekend together in Marbella staying in a five star hotel. Hayley said: "I am naturally a fun-loving brunette who is proud of my internet dating Irving free and loves my surgically enhanced boobs.

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I am fed up with dating skint pretty boys. I like enjoying the high life and sharing some intelligent conversations with date in Atlanta Georgia language men. I found the men were a little more genuine when I went on as myself - they could see there was nothing contrived about my profile.

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Hayley said: "I am happiest when I am in the gym and I found a few kindred spirits when I used some work-out pictures of myself on my profile. I met some great guys but I was conscious that I was not making first dates application Florida of my feminine side.

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Best for boredom - "Hayley in a smart business suit" - 8 approaches. Hayley said: "It is not really me but I straightened my hair flat, wore a smart business suit and had the persona of a successful businesswoman. This definitely didn't work.

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Hayley said: "If you are dating online, ditch the specs - that is my advice. I was worried I would not get any approaches at all but four men came on to me and they were all absolutely lovely.

The men were much more polite but sadly none of them had a lot of money. Best for a complete blow-out - "Hayley as a slacker without make-up" - no approaches. Hayley said: "If you are dating online, get out the slap - no one want to see you when you are not looking your best. TV Films.

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